YEAR END POLL
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first of all, i know my Hee Haw , and Daisy Duke didn't have what it takes for Hee Haw....
but I know she's made it home....she's back in Hazard County.
Daisy couldn't carry a tune like the Hee Haw farm girls. They had cleavage, legs longer than corn stalks in August and they could sing! Daisy Duke only sounded good while sucking on my Hog, Boss!
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but I know she's made it home....she's back in Hazard County.
Daisy couldn't carry a tune like the Hee Haw farm girls. They had cleavage, legs longer than corn stalks in August and they could sing! Daisy Duke only sounded good while sucking on my Hog, Boss!
Na-Nana-Na
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Mark Spencer wrote:I hear ya on disdain for her ubiquitousness(?), but what kind of "snob" could ever be wearing an Abercrombie truckers hat or talking about Paris Hilton? Isn't that kind of like the 2004 version of wearing a Members Only jacket and repeating something Daisy Duke said on Hee Haw? Those snobs are drones. Celebutantes like Paris Hilton, with her fake-porn-Orange County-sexless sexiness and her stupid little dog are just more of what makes people around the world laugh at American culture as something that continues to devolve into nothing more than a base, hypnotic masturbatory fantasy for war mongering jarheads who splash on Drakkar Noir for a night of hot wings and video games. Go Team America![/i]tj wrote:Paris Hilton. If I hear one more snob in an Abercrombie truckers hat say "that's hot", he's getting a kick to the groin.
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(Don't know why I always sound so lame when Mark is involved.... It's the guitar God factor I guess )
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Nicely said. You'd still fuck 'er tho wouldn't you? And skewer the pooch.Mark Spencer wrote:
I hear ya on disdain for her ubiquitousness(?), but what kind of "snob" could ever be wearing an Abercrombie truckers hat or talking about Paris Hilton? Isn't that kind of like the 2004 version of wearing a Members Only jacket and repeating something Daisy Duke said on Hee Haw? Those snobs are drones. Celebutantes like Paris Hilton, with her fake-porn-Orange County-sexless sexiness and her stupid little dog are just more of what makes people around the world laugh at American culture as something that continues to devolve into nothing more than a base, hypnotic masturbatory fantasy for war mongering jarheads who splash on Drakkar Noir for a night of hot wings and video games. Go Team America![/i]
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Two things sean.....
1. say something a little different this year. try to be more original...the same speech 5 years in a row is lame.
2. have MORE style, grace, and public speaking ability than that longtime Donald Trump (think Bill Buckner on steroids) employee who totally choked when Regis stuck the mic in his face on the final Apprentice! what a buffoon. he sounded like a darrell
1. say something a little different this year. try to be more original...the same speech 5 years in a row is lame.
2. have MORE style, grace, and public speaking ability than that longtime Donald Trump (think Bill Buckner on steroids) employee who totally choked when Regis stuck the mic in his face on the final Apprentice! what a buffoon. he sounded like a darrell