I should have never read this drivel. It makes me cuss like a sailor.
I've said it before and I'll say it again ...
Pitchfork can suck it. Hey Stephen M. Douchebag is also cordially invited to suck it.
This isn't the first time they've pissed me off with their shitty elitist verbiage. Rock criticism (honestly) is a dead medium. With musical tastes so vast and pop-culture icons overruling common sense with flash and technology, it’s a goddamn wonder we even bother to read, soak in, or give a crap what these dudes type up (off the cuff depending on their mood, hangover and/or caffeine intake). It’s worthless.
I like writing reviews, and occasionally reading them. I like giving my opinion on music, good or bad – but I try to be as fair and open-eared as possible. I feel like this guy went into it knowing he wasn’t going to give it a positive spin. I have the same issue with PopMatters. Mitch Pugh wrote one time the following:
Jay Fa-rrar n.&adj. n. 1 an alternative country singer/songwriter in the Bob Dylan troubadour tradition and former co-front man of Uncle Tupelo; largely credited as one of the founding fathers of the alternative country music genre. adj. 2 A way of behaving that is self-important or self-indulgent (Mike smoked a lot of weed and started getting all 'Jay Farrar' on us.)
Sure it’s mildly humorous, but it’s also shamefully stupid and clearly some attempt at character assassination, thereby completely
canceling out any chance of my considering anything he says of value. He went on into a barrage of ridiculous comments about how Jay uses “big words”, and how much of an ass you must be to say things like “post industrial” in a song.
What a bastard. I can't stomach reading reviews like that. They serve no purpose.
I’m of the opinion that if you use Wilco as a reference or comparative tool in a Son Volt review, you’ve already
LOST THE GAME. In his own words:
“these three bands (UT, Wilco, Son Volt) have diverged so dramatically from each other that any comparison between them becomes more nostalgic than musical.” Yeah - I couldn't have said it better MYSELF,
dumb ass.
Here’s a crazy thought Pitchfork (et al) How about you jackasses STOP trying to invent comparisons between two (three) completely unrelated bands? I mean – that’s a start. You can at least have some SHRED of credibility if you’ll just do that. Baby steps.
Assholes.
Feeling better.