Pray for Siegfried & Roy

Long Slow Fade · Post by **Long Slow Fade** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:43 pm

Alexa wrote:Fucktard! I love that word...I have just officially incorporated it into my daily vocabulary.

Alexa, I would give you whatever of mine you wanted.

Alexa · Post by **Alexa** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 4:19 pm

Fucktard! I love that word...I have just officially incorporated it into my daily vocabulary.

james matthias · Post by **james matthias** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:42 pm

That was pretty good SonWilco. (kinda gross, but good nonetheless)any more cheesy jokes would be appreciated

SonWilco · Post by **SonWilco** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:15 pm

what is the old joke about the cannibal dumping his girlfriend after dinner.

james matthias · Post by **james matthias** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:08 pm

Him and his girlfriend were probably beary delicious

ooo boy, couldn't resist

Long Slow Fade · Post by **Long Slow Fade** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:57 pm

Alexa wrote:Very similar situation in today's Anchorage Daily News. This one is about a wildlife writer who was a little too obsessed with and naive about bears...

The bears killed and ate him and his girlfriend. Here's the link from Anchorage Daily News:

http://www.adn.com/front/story/4110831p-4127072c.html

If this guy isn't the biggest dumbass in the world (or WAS), then I don't know who is.

"I told him to be much more cautious ... because every time a bear kills somebody, there is a big increase in bearanoia and bears get killed,'' Miller said. "I thought that would be a way of getting to him, and his response was 'I would be honored to end up in bear scat.' ''

There you go, fucktard.

Alexa · Post by **Alexa** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:44 pm

Very similar situation in today's Anchorage Daily News. This one is about a wildlife writer who was a little too obsessed with and naive about bears...

The bears killed and ate him and his girlfriend. Here's the link from Anchorage Daily News:

http://www.adn.com/front/story/4110831p-4127072c.html

If this guy isn't the biggest dumbass in the world (or WAS), then I don't know who is.

Long Slow Fade · Post by **Long Slow Fade** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:35 pm

Back to Roy.

It seems to me that if you play around with tigers for a long enough time you're going to get bitten. People act suprised at this. That's like going into a warzone and being suprised when you get shot. I'm suprised it hasn't happened sooner. People go to S&R's shows to see them get mauled. It's like the way we watch NASCAR. In the back of the mind of even the most diehard fan there is a little guy saying, "Crash, dammit! CRASH!!". It finally happened and people are stunned?

Long Slow Fade · Post by **Long Slow Fade** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:30 pm

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on here?

I'm not complaining, just wondering. So much for subtle innuendo...

Reminds me of that scene in "Run Ronnie Run":

"Ronnie, is that a beer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Huh? Oh, NAW!! That's my hard-on. YOU gave that to me."

Alexa · Post by **Alexa** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 1:34 pm

I'm speechless.

Plus, I talked all day today, and I don't even like to talk all that much.

Momo, you are a bad boy.

james matthias · Post by **james matthias** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 1:25 pm

oivay, surely i must have stumbled onto the wrong board. It reads jayfarrar.net, unless ...........................jay farrar is really larry flynt. Hmmmm. Notice how you never see them at the same place at the same time[/img]

saratoga jay · Post by **saratoga jay** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 1:14 pm

momo.........can you share with us what has gives you more income potential......publishing a novel or writing for Penthouse Forum????

Momo · Post by **Momo** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 1:01 pm

Alexa I would love for you to little death all over my face as you grind into it.

muteseh · Post by **muteseh** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:55 am

metta schmetta

stevie · Post by **stevie** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:33 am

Speaking of tigers, how did the guy in Ney York with the HUGE FUCKING TIGER and alligator, not get eaten?