Today in WTF?

[everone]

Oh great, first the gun ban, then the smoking ban... I can't wait until the Chicago City Council gets to work on this one.

[trousersnakeandlarry]

Oh well, for about $60 your mom can smell like an sweat drenched guitar player on acid.

or she can just stand near Henneman....

[drpyurz49]

So I'm reading the local newspaper and stop to look at the Mother's Day ads. There's an advertisement for Carlos Santana perfume, I checked the net to see if this was affiliated with the guitarist or just someone with the same name,and yes this is endorsed by the Carlos Santana the guitarist. WTF? I though he would have made enough $ off the last two over produced pop albums, guess not. Oh well, for about $60 your mom can smell like an sweat drenched guitar player on acid.

[calexico]

Poland?!?


Was he gonna Fed-Ex it there?

i'd hate to be the "baggage handler" on that shift...

Would you have to declare it as a perishable item? Quarantine for bringing foreign meat into the country?

[saratoga jay]

Poland?!?


Was he gonna Fed-Ex it there?

i'd hate to be the "baggage handler" on that shift...

[farrarfan1]

I know where I would have reattached it. On a side note, has some stalker finally caught Dev and stashed her away in a basement somewhere? She's been noticeably absent.

[calexico]

Poland?!?


Was he gonna Fed-Ex it there?

[saratoga jay]

This one just might have to go into the WTF Hall of Fame. Although I am a bit embarrassed by the fact that it did happen in Chicago...

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

"He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said."

if he thinks he was having problems before...

[Talus]

Make the mental pictures and pain go away.

[calexico]

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.

Gee,that's comforting.

[francesca]

This one just might have to go into the WTF Hall of Fame. Although I am a bit embarrassed by the fact that it did happen in Chicago...

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

[manshank]

my neighbot came home drunk one night with a sheep tucked under his arms, Upon entering the house he said "this is the pig I been screwing" His wife said "you idiot that's not a pig, its a sheep" at which point my neighbor said...." I wasn't talking to you"...................

[the Watcher]

What up with the Japanese internet suicide pacts?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... index.html

[trousersnakeandlarry]

I read that he told the sheep "I love ewe" as he was taken away.

[bigdieseltrucker]

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And I didn't think you cared.....