Teh NUGE

sam6025 · Post by **sam6025** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:18 am

He's the Nuge...I love him...Sure, I don't agree with everything he says and does...but I'm that way with everyone in my life...so be it.

bigdieseltrucker · Post by **bigdieseltrucker** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:14 pm

IMHO, Ted won't ever be anything more than damn yankee....

Lawrence Fan · Post by **Lawrence Fan** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:36 pm

dEvRoNiKa wrote:
Poster Nutbag wrote:My friends family knows Nugent... they supply him with with archery equipment and used to make his signature bow. When Ted Nugent shows up on their caller ID at home, they don't answer.

That pretty much says it all.
If I ever saw his name on my Caller ID, I'd probably just move to another STATE or sign up for the witness protection program or something.

Just play the opening chords to Chickamauga - it'll slay him where he stands!

dEvRoNiKa · Post by **dEvRoNiKa** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:55 pm

Poster Nutbag wrote:My friends family knows Nugent... they supply him with with archery equipment and used to make his signature bow. When Ted Nugent shows up on their caller ID at home, they don't answer.

That pretty much says it all.

If I ever saw his name on my Caller ID, I'd probably just move to another STATE or sign up for the witness protection program or something.

Poster Nutbag · Post by **Poster Nutbag** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:54 pm

My friends family knows Nugent... they supply him with with archery equipment and used to make his signature bow. When Ted Nugent shows up on their caller ID at home, they don't answer.

That pretty much says it all.

blackseacityman · Post by **blackseacityman** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:19 am

sam6025 wrote:When making fun of friends, there is no need for logic or reason...it's all about the punchline...all about the punchline.

Hey, is this mic workin'...? Where is everybody? I saw all the cars in the lot. Yuck it up lady, I laughed when you came in. Try the veal tip your waitress!

sam6025 · Post by **sam6025** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:05 am

When making fun of friends, there is no need for logic or reason...it's all about the punchline...all about the punchline.

blackseacityman · Post by **blackseacityman** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:52 am

sam6025 wrote:Dude, if anyone's wife pushes them around, it's ol' Teddy's wife. She owns that dude. He's like the guy that talks shit out in the garage and then snaps to attention when the wife calls him in.

Also Dev...my dear, sweet friend...anyone who celebrates MEAT DAY should not come down on someone for being a carnivore...Also, meat tastes better when you kill it yourself. It's gratifying.

Of course you're a woman, you couldn't understand. Your genetic make-up has you prone to being served meat by the superior sex...you're spoiled. We're the hunters, you're the cleaners or whatever it is women are born to do...make babies?

Oh, Sammy you had it...then you lost it. It's nice to see you back. Like the retarted kid who runs into walls. You feel so bad but you can't help watching.

dEvRoNiKa · Post by **dEvRoNiKa** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:01 am

sam6025 wrote:Dude, if anyone's wife pushes them around, it's ol' Teddy's wife. She owns that dude. He's like the guy that talks shit out in the garage and then snaps to attention when the wife calls him in.

Also Dev...my dear, sweet friend...anyone who celebrates MEAT DAY should not come down on someone for being a carnivore...Also, meat tastes better when you kill it yourself. It's gratifying.

Of course you're a woman, you couldn't understand. Your genetic make-up has you prone to being served meat by the superior sex...you're spoiled. We're the hunters, you're the cleaners or whatever it is women are born to do...make babies?

Resistance is futile.

You are right.
I love making babies, cleaning them and then cooking and eating them.
No sense in arguing.

You’ve got my number, Sam. AS ALWAYS!

sam6025 · Post by **sam6025** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:39 am

Dude, if anyone's wife pushes them around, it's ol' Teddy's wife. She owns that dude. He's like the guy that talks shit out in the garage and then snaps to attention when the wife calls him in.

Also Dev...my dear, sweet friend...anyone who celebrates MEAT DAY should not come down on someone for being a carnivore...Also, meat tastes better when you kill it yourself. It's gratifying.

Of course you're a woman, you couldn't understand. Your genetic make-up has you prone to being served meat by the superior sex...you're spoiled. We're the hunters, you're the cleaners or whatever it is women are born to do...make babies?

dEvRoNiKa · Post by **dEvRoNiKa** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:35 am

sam6025 wrote:
Again, Ted Nugent...Good People!

Misogynistic conservative carnivores RULE!!

ah Sam ...
I don't know man.

sighhhh.

sam6025 · Post by **sam6025** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:29 am

I support Ted Nugent. He's good people. Sure, he brown-noses the President, who is dipshit, but when you come down to it, Ted Nugent is good people.

A) He fights the man! He's a real conservative...which makes me wonder why he associates with a corporate cocksucker like Bush, Jr...but he kills his own food, grows a lot of the vegetables. He spends his downtime on tour hanging with injured soldiers. Gives A LOT of tickets to the USO so soldiers can come see the shows.

B) He was about the only rock star in the 70s to openly shun the usage of drugs. Ted Nugent was drug-free in the hippie world. He wins!

C) He sings about pussy! And to quote the opening soundbite from Nashville Pussy's Say Something Nasty album,

Pussy it's all about pussy
You gotta sing about pussy, to get money
You gotta get money, so you can get pussy
And you gotta get pussy, so you can sing about it
And a record company don't let you sing about pussy, they ain't your record company

Again, Ted Nugent...Good People!

calexico · Post by **calexico** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:17 pm

the Watcher wrote:

I'm trying to convince my ladyfriend to become a libertine

All the best with that.

the Watcher · Post by **the Watcher** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:15 pm

calexico wrote:How could anyone marry a porn star? You could never satisfy them apart from shoving baseball bats up their gooches!!

My guess is that the payoff for knowing/watching your do a gang-bang on film is that you have carte blanche to do whatever you want. And porn star spouses presumably have porn star friends. Might not be so bad.

I'm trying to convince my ladyfriend to become a libertine, but need to tighten up the above rationalization.

calexico · Post by **calexico** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:07 pm

How could anyone marry a porn star? You could never satisfy them apart from shoving baseball bats up their gooches!!