He said I'll love you til I die
She told him you'll forget in time
As the years went slowly by
That weekend in Colorado still preyed upon his mind
Kept Playgirl by his bed
Bookmarked his favorite ones
"It's for the articles" he said
But he never read a single one
I went to see him just today,
Oh he was hanging out with two queers,
All dressed up in gold lam'e
First time I'd seen him smile in years
He stopped loving her, he's gay,
He placed his lips upon a boy,
And soon he'll marry him, they say,
He stopped loving her.....he's gay
You know she came to see him one last time
Oh and we all wondered if she would
He was dancing around in her panties and makeup
This time he's over her for good
He stopped loving her, he's gay,
He placed his lips upon a boy,
And soon he'll marry him, they say,
He stopped loving her.....he's gay
Cause I'm a fat guy,
Can't lose weight I tried,
and I wanted (waaanted)
That chicken deep fried
And some fries (and some fries)
Fries on the siii-ide, fries on the siiideayayahiiiide.