Jay Farrar

I wanna sex you up.

Bitches ain't shit, and they ain't sayin' nuthin'
A hundred muthafuckas can't tell me nuthin'
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap

I wish I was a messenger
and all the news was good.

I wish I was the full moon
shining off a Camaro's hood.

Lord I can't feed the baby, mama's sick and in bed
I've got a world full of worry running wild in my head
I spent all my money just to make ends meet
I'm begging Lord won't you send me relief
There ain't nobody in this world who'd bet a dime on anybody like me

So I went down to the river of insufferable sins
Lord I tried but the water wouldn't let me come in
Too many lives have been broken
There's too much blood on my hands
There ain't no water in this world could turn me back into an innocent man

So I made up my mind to find that palace of fire
Surely the Lord's fallen angel understands my desire
He's been defiled and defeated still he never gives in
I know he'll help me on my feet once again
Can't no soul in this whole world but Satan understand the state that I'm in

But I went down to the fires of insufferable sin
Lord I tried but the devil wouldn't let me come in
Unholy trust has been broken
He don't know on which side I stand
There ain't no room among the damned for such a broken and a penitent man

And then my good woman rises from her sickness in bed
Puts her hands on my thighs and plants a kiss on my head
Says if the water won't have ya, if the devil's too blind
I know that truly you were meant to be mine
And then she takes me by the hand and shows me how to leave my worries behind

I went down to the river of insufferable sins
Lord I tried but the water wouldn't let me come in
Too many lives have been broken
There's too much blood on my hands
Only one soul in this whole world would have me just the goddamned way that I am

Well, we live in a trailer
at the edge of town
You never see us
'cause we don't come around.
We got twenty five rifles
just to keep
the population down.

So, how was the show?
Did you go?
Well you know,
I wouldn't miss,
wouldn't miss that show.
Had two seats in the second row!

Went to the show with my bro!
The band put on,
a really great show.
The guitarist did an excellent solo.
I saw beach balls bouncin' and bubbles blow.

beware of schemers and deceivers
selling snake oil in pretty little jars

I'll just lie alone and wait for the dream
Where I'm not ugly,
And your looking at me.

That's all I wanted, something special
Something sacred in your eyes
For just one moment, to be bold and naked at your side

Blobba dobba dop. Dip dop'n doo. Blobba dobba dop. Dip dop'n doo. Blobba dobba dop. Dip dop'n doo. Dip dop'n doo. Dip dop'n doo.

Somebody please kill me

I feel so damned nostalgic every time I think about those times
I forget how it became that I wouldn't recognize you on the line
I start to feel so guilty but goddamn it I swear to you I tried
To bridge between the distances before I left without saying good-bye

Do I try and stay still for you?
And the clouds will part here
An emptiness of the room
Do you watch me from the corner of your eye?
Do we say goodbye?

Did I disappoint you
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth
You act like you never had love
And you want me to go without