Can you spare a square?
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True, true. I was feeling soft. Carry on!!sand dusky wrote:If i had said 'sometimes he just shits himself' it would have seemed a little less harsh?dcarter wrote:Jaysus, Mark1 That was beyond harsh!sand dusky wrote:who would of thought that Maura would be the most forward thinking enviromentalist on the board? Ben doesn't use any TP he just shits his pants. Which saves water also reducing the need to flush.
However I wish to point out that it was Mr Hilton himself who informed us of said drunken misfortune.
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If i had said 'sometimes he just shits himself' it would have seemed a little less harsh?dcarter wrote:Jaysus, Mark1 That was beyond harsh!sand dusky wrote:who would of thought that Maura would be the most forward thinking enviromentalist on the board? Ben doesn't use any TP he just shits his pants. Which saves water also reducing the need to flush.
However I wish to point out that it was Mr Hilton himself who informed us of said drunken misfortune.
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they did close with a badfinger songdcarter wrote:pea, I saw that tour. Did they close with an awesome version of Badfinger's "No Matter What You Want" with both Crow/band and Wilco tearing it up?
the only reason i was at that show
was my cousin was plaing guitar
for teh old crow woman
that show is what led me into
jay farrar by a roundabout way
because of the opening set by wilco
pea
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Re: Can you spare a square?
something worse than any sort of ban on "TP"ShuckOwens wrote:Crow calls for limit on toilet paper
Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required". The 45-year-old, who made the comments on her website, has just toured the US on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate change. She teamed up with environmental activist Laurie David for the shows. The pair targeted 11 university campuses to persuade students to help combat the world's environmental problems. "I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.
"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating."
The tour ended on Sunday at the George Washington University in Washington DC, where Crow performed with Tim McGraw, Faith Hill and Carole King. Laurie David's husband, Seinfeld creator Larry David, also appeared. Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness". She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve". The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.
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Here is the part where I am not supposed to mention that Sheryl Crow got her start composing jingles for McDonald's, and various department stores. Or, that she continues to hock chemicals for Revlon, and manufactured clothing goods for The Gap.
Anyone know Jay's stance on excessive Kleenex usage?
i was backstage at a show of hers in berkeley (wilco opened)
& she had budweiser beer as the beer of choice
very disappointing
pea
I had to check out her web site, 'cause this sounded just a little too much like the Errornet, ya know?
It says here: "And by the way guys, the toilet paper thing... it was a JOKE!!"
My apologies for ruining the fun.
It says here: "And by the way guys, the toilet paper thing... it was a JOKE!!"
My apologies for ruining the fun.
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Growing up we would always wipe with a small dog or even a toddler.Linwood Thorpe wrote:Larry uses those carpet sample-squares at Lowes, so don't feel too bad.ScottZeagle wrote:If she thinks that "2 or 3 squares" is gonna wipe MY big ass, she's got another thing coming...
Have you ever went in a public place and the stench was so bad you felt guilty and bought something? The other day I pulled into a minimall desperately seeking a safe haven, and nothing was open except Sally Beauty Supply. I ran in, screamed "Where the shitter huh huh huh?" and dashed into their stockroom. The shite was so powerful I left a 3 foot roostertail up the wall. I felt so ashamed that I went out and bought a curling iron and a pack of hairnets and some $12 shampoo.
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...will this alarm alert the Poop Nazis?sturgeongeneral wrote:While we are on the subject how does Ms. Crow propose to police the actions of people who violate her rules. In the spirit of air marshalls will we have stall marshalls located in all public bathrooms. Or, will the paper dispenser emit a loud shrill if the violator rolls out more than a couple of squares?