Jay Farrar flipped me off - the real story.

dcarter · Post by **dcarter** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:44 pm

<BUMP!> Thanks to Rick V. I wouldn't have found it without you. Everyone owes it to themselves to revisit all 17 pages - I admit that I have done it! If you've never read it, you won't regret doing so. I am biased and it's a tough call but my favorite post is 'equine fellatio'. Enjoy!

Too bad that Spencer and Shuck deleted most of their posts.

Rarefied Farrar · Post by **Rarefied Farrar** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:39 am

I am definitely flipping Jay off next Volt show I see if it's gonna gain me this sort of notoriety.

Also, I really enjoyed that Jay is God, thus Chris and Mark are like little Jesuses, or apostles anyway (even though that was 8 pages ago now. This thread progresses quicker than the Old 97.)

Rarefied Farrar · Post by **Rarefied Farrar** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:36 am

Neverwonagrammy wrote:
calexico wrote:Not a pornography fan I take it?
Cal, I know this is hard to believe, but, there are better porn sites than JayFarrar.net.
Google "pornography" sometime.
Gets ya lots more results than "Ron Wood's guitar rig"...
Brian

Somehow I think you might access more porn sites with a reference to Ron Wood than by simply typing "pornography".

saratoga jay · Post by **saratoga jay** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:08 pm

turpentim wrote:Anyone have Heidorn's contact info?

try HBO.

i think he's playing the older brother of Kenny Powers in Eastbound & Down.

farewellangelina · Post by **farewellangelina** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:28 pm

Doung!!

dcarter · Post by **dcarter** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:21 pm

Shuck, is this what you mean?

farrarfan1 · Post by **farrarfan1** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:53 pm

Neverwonagrammy wrote:You gotta watch that Mark Spencer too.
He'll come into your house, and burn your kitchen table with a soldering iron,
just because he's AN ASSHOLE!!!
I'm tellin' ya, that Son Volt bunch are nothin' but dickheads.
They drove Brad Rice straight to HOT NEW COUNTRY!!!
Brian

I did my best to aplogogize to him for that comment made in poor taste and recieved no response, which can be taken a couple of ways I s'pose.

Neverwonagrammy · Post by **Neverwonagrammy** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:16 pm

You gotta watch that Mark Spencer too.
He'll come into your house, and burn your kitchen table with a soldering iron,
just because he's AN ASSHOLE!!!
I'm tellin' ya, that Son Volt bunch are nothin' but dickheads.
They drove Brad Rice straight to HOT NEW COUNTRY!!!
Brian

Bob Weir · Post by **Bob Weir** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:14 pm

That's what I figured.

Neverwonagrammy · Post by **Neverwonagrammy** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:50 am

Bob Weir wrote:Hey Brian, so what is Jay really like behind the scenes? Is he just painfully shy? Does he get depressed?

Nah, he just stomps around town flippin' people off...
Brian

Bob Weir · Post by **Bob Weir** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:23 am

Hey Brian, so what is Jay really like behind the scenes? Is he just painfully shy? Does he get depressed?

farrarfan1 · Post by **farrarfan1** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:18 am

calexico wrote:
trousersnakeandlarry wrote:
half-n-half wrote:[
and yes "Grandpa" is in my i-pod.

please dont drag dependsfan1 back into this thread.

Naw, we are safe. He has to be back at the old folk's home for lunch anyway.

See above response to Slim.

farrarfan1 · Post by **farrarfan1** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:17 am

trousersnakeandlarry wrote:
half-n-half wrote:[
and yes "Grandpa" is in my i-pod.

please dont drag dependsfan1 back into this thread.

Bite me.

calexico · Post by **calexico** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:03 am

Neverwonagrammy wrote:
calexico wrote:
Anyway, are the Bottle Rockets coming over this side of the world anytime soon and does anyone know is Son Volt are planning any European shows this time around?
We might be over in the fall, don't know if we'll get up your way though.
I bet Jay'll be over. Maybe he'll flip you off!
If he does, be sure to explain the situation on the Judd's message board.
I'll post my replies on some sorta Christian theology message board.
We'll leave this board open for animal fellatio photos...
Brian

Leaving aside the smarminess....even if you do get somewhere near the UK for a few shows, I would love to make the short trip to see you guys play seeing as how that Scottish trip was taken from me at the 11th hour. Been almost 4 years since Jay and the boys have been here too.

Would be great to see both bands sometime this year.

dcarter · Post by **dcarter** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:58 am

Man, talk about something you don't want to see but are compelled to look at...

I hope that a Tampa area swing is in the future. It's been a while. I promise not to wear that shirt this time.

That was crazy talking about that to Keith's dad on a flight to St. Louis.